So have you ever noticed that people always seem to compare their favorite artist to Beyonce Knowles. The other day a friend of mine made a comment after seeing Mariah Carey's latest video for "H.A.T.E.U" it was along the lines of "Why is Mariah in a bathing suit in this video? This has nothing to do with this song." And of course a tragic delusional Mariah lamb responded "She likes visuals! Beyonce dances around in a leotard all the time!" I wanted to respond. But I felt like they made them self look silly enough seeing how Beyonce was fully clothed in "If i were a boy" and most of her other ballads. But whatever. Delusional people see what they want. But it was just crazy to me because Beyonce has nothing to do with Mariah Carey prancing around on a beach in a bathing suit.. But when defending their artist they feel the need to try to knock Beyonce down to their artist level. Which lead me to write this. Hating on Beyonce will not make your artist better...
Hating on Beyonce will not make Mariah Carey keep her clothes on. It will not make her work out harder before taking her clothes off. It will not make her realize that her voice has retreated, and her body followed. It won't stop her for delivering live performances of her sounding like a dying horse.
Hating on Beyonce will not keep you awake while Rihanna is performing at the VMA's. You'll fall into a deep sleep, until you hear one of Beyonce's powerful grunts right before she starts her "Single Ladies" performance. You will then get up, do the full out dance with her, and then take to twitter and tweet about how much you enjoyed Rihanna's performance, and Beyonce's was "ok". It won't stop her from being tone deaf. It won't stop her from yodeling.
Hating on Beyonce will not make Keri Hilson get her hair done differently. It will not make her find a stylist. It will not stop her from doing Elvis Presley moves during her Michael Jackson tribute. And will not teach her how to dance. Further more it won't stop her from using words like "Dime Diva" and "Swag".
Hating on Beyonce will not change that fact that before Ciera dyed her hair black and lost 20 pounds, she had a huge penis in between her legs. It won't change the fact that when Ciera put out "Go Girl", a week later Beyonce dropped her 2 singles, and she retreated back into the men's restroom to find Justine Timberlake, and still flop.
Hating on Beyonce will not make Cassie...that's just to easy.
Hating on Beyonce will not make Kelly Rowland or Michelle successful. They are the
back-up. The sooner you accept it, the sooner they will.
Hating on Beyonce will not make Solange sell albums. I love Solo i really do, but at the end of the day, she's still just Beyonce's sister, therefore people will not give her a chance at full success.
Hating on Beyonce will not make Amerie...refer back to Cassie.
Hating on Beyonce is not going to make Jennifer Hudson loose weight.She's a proud big girl. She says it all the time. Unfortunately America doesn't like fat people. Therefore she will never amount to her full potential. But then again, neither will those micro-braids.
Hating on Beyonce will not change the fact that Janet Jackson is old. She's a legend, but she doesn't move like she used to. Nor she can sing and dance at the same time. Well..sing at all.
last but not least..
Hating on Beyonce will not make Britney Spears great. It will not make her sing. It will not make her dance like she used to. It will not stop her from yelling at the poor sales reps in a different accent who were simply doing their job and helping her shop. It won't get her kids back. It will not do anything for poor Britney, for lifes stress is whats going to write her obituary.
Now its only fair that I'd do Beyonce. Hating on Beyonce will not make her stop from claiming shes writing her own songs when shes doesn't. It won't stop her father from being the evil man that she calls her manager. It won't stop her from performing for terrorist (personally, for 2 million dollars, i would have SEX with those terrorist.). All because at the end of the day, she's still the best, regardless of all the scandals people will pull out of the wood works.
See what people realize but hate to admit is ,the simple fact that- they know in the back of their minds: "My fav (insert victims name) will never be better then Beyonce Giselle Knowles". And this is why. No one can out sing Beyonce. If they can out sing her (I.E. Leona Lewis, maybe J-Hudson, Alicia Keys) then they won't be able to out dance her (I.E. Ciera, Britney Spears pre breakdown) and if they can out dance her then they won't be able to sell sex better then her (I.E. Rihanna, Cassie pre bald spot). There for some reason, has never been another artist that possess all 3 categories which basically make up your perfect Super-Star. And to add insult to injury she's mainstream. The white people love her just as much as the black people. You think it was easy for her to be the 2nd black WOMAN (and 1st non-model) to grace the cover or a magazine like "Sports Illustrated". Your fav could never. They would have sent Mariah out of that office in tears. And Rihanna simply has to many tattoos. Your fav will not be asked to sing for the President nor will they be nominated for 10 Grammy's in one year. Now it's about time that you folks stop beating a dead horse and just accept the inevitable. It's nice to be fans of other artist, but i prefer the best. The End.
DISCLAIMER
This was not an attack on the artist named above. I actually like every single one (with the exception of Cassie) that i named. It's an attack on the people who stan for them in an effort to bring Beyonce down.
and this is why ur my best friend.
ReplyDeletelol! I knew you would understand
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