Rihanna Knows...

I'll never hate on someone's hustle. Who has time for that. Therefor i will never hate on Robyn. I just can't find it in me to hate on her. I'm actually, quite intrigued with her. She's way smarter then anyone could imagine. What Rihanna knows, that most celebrity's for some reason don't, is the formula to being famouse. And staying there.

Rihanna is so impressive, because not only does she stay relevant, she is SUCCESSFUL. Her album hit 1 million in only 5 weeks. So you can call it a flop for the 1st weeks sales, but its actually her fastest selling album to date to hit 1 million. Which means it will probably be one of her most successful selling albums. Which means she has managed NOT to get dropped from her record label, and go on a world tour. More endorements will be thrown at her. More money in her pocket. And she doesn't possess not one single talented bone in her body. Mindblowing. This pretty girl, who is one of the most famous women in the world...with no talent..all because she knows.

Lets recap. Her 1st 3 albums were...OK. Not one of them went to #1. Good Girl Gone Bad actually did the best, and it only went to #2. The sales were fair. Her look was...alright? Jay-Z stood behind her, so she got some brownie points that. But i believe its safe to say nobody was really looking for old Riri. Then she revamped her look. Who knew a haircut, some black dye, and a new stylist could take Rir from this...

To this....

Now she has our attention. She releases some hot chart topping singles. Rereleases her Album. Starts dating Chris Brown. America loves her. Still has zero talent. But we can't get enough of her. She's on every blog. Performing on the VMA's. She's the new face of Gucci and Covergirl. C'mon Rihanna! She did it! On her way to the top! Then this happens...

The "Chris Brown thing". You know American loves a good scandal. All press is good press. No matter how unfortunate the situation. Right? She goes silent (not hiding, just silent) for 9 months. In and out of the studio. Seen with Kanye West. Seen with Jay Z. All the biggest names in the industry obviously by her side. Featured on Jay-Z's song. Featured in Kanye's video. Still has her name in our mouth. The nude pictures leak! She looses her cover on theUS Vogue! But still stays relevant, without saying 1 word. Then the infamouse 20/20 interview. Oh GOD! She's dumped Chris. She didn't hit him. He made her cringe at the sound of his voice! (i had to laugh-out-loud at that one) She's doing this for all the little girls around the world whos boyfriends beat them up like hers did! Right? Thats what America wants to here. So shes milks it. Lays it on thick! And finally comes back with Rated R. Probably her best album to date. Almost like an Autobiography. You still ignore the fact that she's tone deaf. She has the right producers and writers behind her. Her image is racier. She's taken on this "i don't give a fuck attitude". On the cover of GQ. Lands Vogue Italia. Gets paid $500,000 to perform for New Years Eve. Still boring as ever. But America cannot get enough of her!

So whos Rihanna gonna date now. She's always talking about having sex and what not. Who's she gonna be having sex with? Definitly not Chris. His career is pretty much over. Lost all his endoresements. Album FLOPPED. Concert's not selling well. She couldn't date him again. And loose all her endoresments? You know American doesn't play that. She has an image to uphold and an example to set for young women! She better not fuck up! Says America at least. So who can compare to Chris Brown? You can't move backwards..only forwards.

A nobody. Who she surely has turned into a somebody. Who has the same sex appeal as Chris Brown. With equal the money. You know those baseball players make the MOST money. Chris bout to be broke anyway. Matt Kemp. Again, America is obssessed. Everyone is goggling Matt Kemp. Their all over the place. Paparazzi is stalking. Blogs going crazy. E News is reporting. She's done it again. We can't get enough of Robyn Fenty. She truly knows the formula to remaing famous. Without a lick of talent. That takes brains. And a good ass PR team. I'm not mad at you Riri. Do your thing.

Now only if artist with talent (i.e Amerie, Latoya Luckette, Kelly Rowland) could get on this same train...