What kind of Bitch Are You?

The Broke Bitch:
A broke bitch is the lowest class of bitch you could ever meet. They are the bitches that work at McDonald's drive-up. With the hard hair styles. They are DAMNED ugly.They are the bitches that walk around the mall in pajamas. They think Rave, 5-7-9, and Body Shop is high fashion. And when they really wanna dress up to go to your local hood club, they go steal from Guess. We all know some broke bitches. It doesn't take much to spot one out. Broke bitches normal only hang with other broke bitches. They aren't to bad on hating on the Basic Bitches or the Above Average bitch. Most likely they will walk right up to them and ask "Where did you get that shoe from girl?" or "Who does your hair?". They're impressed by ANY and EVERYTHING. They know nothing more than being broke. So anything above their class of living is foreign to them. And they normally never travel outside an hour of their home-town. Traveling is not an option. They're to broke.

The Basic Bitch:
Now the Basic Bitch is the worst bitch. The Basic Bitch is probably the most common type of bitch you will ever see. Most bitches are basic, they just don't know it. A Basic bitch is your very average everyday bitch. Shops in the mall, and no where else. Online shopping is non-existent. They normally are walking around in a open toe shoe in the winter. Or some leopard print leggings. They are impressed by little to nothing. A fake Louis Vuitton bag is normally attached to their right arm. Knock-off bags are their best friend. False Christian Loubitons are what they strive to obtain. They are often caught walking around Saks to appear like their shopping. Now the basic bitches sometimes tend to be your average cute female. They aren't always totally unfortunate looking. But if they are cute, they rest of being cute. They talk about all the things that they can't afford and try their hardest to go places where the Football Players are. Knowing in the back of their mind they'll never catch their attention. Sometimes they'll slither into the VIP section. Now Basic Bitches also tend to be the biggest haters. They hate on other basic bitches to make themselves feel relevant. The basic bitch is always talking greasy. They normally hang with other basic bitches. They always stroke each others ego's (this is where the being impressed by little to nothing comes in) while hating on the next basic bitch for doing something their fellow basic bitch probably does all the time. They call each other gold diggers and groupies, when they both are actually gold diggers and groupies. But Basic Bitches are the most delusional kind of bitches. They look in the mirror and tell themselves they are the best thing walking. And when they see an Above Average Bitch they hate on them EXTRA hard.
"She wears to much make up"
"Her hair is fake!"
"Is her bag real?"
They normally are the ones that have a Rihanna hair-cut, Keri Hilson blond bang, or the Cassie bald spot. They take to the honesty box to hate. And they take to face-book and twitter to create the life that they wish they had all to impress the next basic bitch. Both hating on each other, when really they are quite impressed by the other...again, impressed by little to NOTHING.

The Above Average Bitch:
Now an Above Average Bitch is the kind of bitch you may or may not see often. They normally are mall shoppers. But they shop at the better places in the mall. They also frequent online shopping. They are only impressed by the finer things. They don't like fake bags. They don't like flat shoes. Only a good platform pump. An Above Average bitch sometimes falls into the mix with a group of basic bitches. But they don't hate, they only strive to bring their friends up from Basic to Above Average. They would never experiment with a ridiculous hair-style. Normally they know what works for them, and stick to it. The only hang in the VIP section. And that's when they go out. Your Above Average bitch doesn't frequent the club scene TO often. They don't want to turn into your average basic bitch. Now even though the Above Average Bitch hangs with some basic bitches and maybe some other Above Average Bitches...they are only really impressed with The BEAT Bitch. That's what they strive to be in life.

The BEAT Bitch:
The BEAT Bitch is a dying breed. They are pretty much extinct. There may only be about 3 or 4 alive in your city. The BEAT bitch is the bitch everyone is talking about. EVERYONE wants to know the BEAT Bitch. The BEAT Bitch normally causes captivation and mesmerization when seen. She normally provokes statements like
"Did you see ___?!" or...
"Where did ____ get that dress!"or simply...
"Jesus ____ is BEAT!"
She is what the men are scared to approach, the women want to be, and the gays want to hang with. They don't carry anything fake. They only want the top of the line shit. They are the bitches with a presence so strong, it causes one to stare. The BEAt Bitch only hangs with The Above Average Bitch. She doesn't even acknowledge the Basic Bitch and she doesn't even know The Broke Bitch exists. Most of them are actually fairly friendly when seen or spoken to. She smiles and accepts compliments with grace. The BEAT Bitch on most occasions doesn't admire any of the Previous Bitches mentioned. She only admires her fellow BEAT Bitch (for being so BEAT is in fact something only few can accomplish) Kim Kardashian, and Beyonce Knowles.