Sunday, January 31, 2010

The Grammys: History was made


Tonight Beyonce Giselle Knowles made History. She is now is the Highest earning Female of Grammy awards in one night. She beat Lauren Hill, who won 5 out of her 10 of her nominations in 1999. Beyonce won 6 out of her 10 nominations. And she's in 2ND place for the most Grammy's EVER in one night. She's tied with Quincy Jones and Eric Clapton. Of course the most Grammys won in one night goes to no other than Michael Jackson with a whopping 8 awards. He's tied with Carlos Santana (huh?). Beyonce always makes me proud.

Oh yea..by the way..Keri Hilson won nothing.

Hot Mess of the Month.

At the end of every month of I'm going to post this. Its just basically our fav celebrities, at their absolute worst. It's really just for fun and laughs. Enjoy.


Kelis. Who ruined a perfectly good pair of Alexander McQueens with this hideous outfit and her lions tail. Amber at Fashion Week. A dress from her old job.
And Ciara. Giving me big Bird couture. And Rihanna, who has just lost her damn mind.



Lady Gaga at the Grammys. Yall know i love her but what was this? Seriously. I had to rewind and laugh about 4 times.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Fucking Posers.

We live in generation now where the internet is accessible to everyone. You can do anything, find anything, find anyone, and BE anyone. And I'm not talking about just putting up a fake picture and and "posing" as that person. No. I'm talking about posing as your NEW self. The person who you have created behind you desktop. The person you wish you were so bold to be.

People abuse Facebook now. Facebook was made to keep up with your friends and family. To "network". Now its basically to sell yourself. I find so many of my friends who i thought i knew, have transformed into this NEW person. Now i know we all grow up and change. But some people really go the extra mile. You all know the kind of people I'm talking about. The one who thinks he's a real live celebrity. Posting pictures of all the celebrities he (allegedly) hangs with, when in actuality we all know he's simply stalking them. The friend who posts all the Gucci shoes, Chanel boots, and the new cars (that they bring back the next day) when they really just got fired from their job for stealing. And nothing is worst then when you see these little basic bitches commenting on their photos. Impressed by the lies they tell and the new life they feed you all via the internet. It's funny because you know that THEY don't know them in real life! They know them on facebook! They don't know that when you actually meet these people, they tend to be broke, hustling to meet these celebrities, and lying and stealing to attain these designer labels. All to impress who? Who are you trying to convince? I always wonder who they think actually believes in this faux lifestyle they lead. Your 1500 followers on twitter? Your 4000 friends on facebook? If fame and fortune is their goal, then why not just work hard for it? I always thought that was the surest way to achieve it. I mean, do you think Beyonce took to myspace posting pictures of all the celebrities she met when she was trying to come up? I'm sure she didn't. She was to busy WORKING trying to come up the honest way. BE YOURSELF! Your real authentic self. I don't know when being yourself became such a bad thing. But these people clearly don't like their authentic self. So they create the fake one. The one they believe people will love. The one that you think will bring them success, and money, and friends in the right places. When really, it takes work. I always get a good laugh going through a certain someone's pictures and reading the disclaimers under their photos. Disclaimers SCREAM insecurity. The obvious should NEVER need to be explained. I always think this: If you have to say your exclusive, your not. Because if you are, people will notice. People will notice, if it is what it is. You'd be surprised what people notice. From the glasses on your face to the shoes on your feet, people WILL notice.

But sometimes it really gets so bad, that its not even funny anymore. I just shake my head because these "posers" are truly delusional. These friends that i once had and knew, have truly lost themselves. They've lived this faux life for so long they have forgotten that its not really them. Their real authentic self is lost! And once you've lost yourself, your real self, i don't know what can save you. There's no formula for that one. And i truly feel sad for them.

You know that saying :If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, then its a duck. I don't agree. Because under certain circumstances things definitely can look like something its not. One day i went outside to take out the garbage. It was dark (the circumstance). I saw a small animal, that the common eye would perceive as a cat, scurry into the garbage can. About the same size as a cat. light fur. 4 legs. Long tail. When i got to the garbage can and looked inside, you could imagine my surprise when it wasn't a cat. It was a possum. Not the small cute animal i was expecting. A hideous evil little rodent with eyes red as blood and teeth sharp as nails! Of course i did what any full grown man would do: dropped the garbage, shrieked like Mariah Carey, and ran into my house like the Precious ran with her box of chicken.

The internet (the circumstance) can make many people look like their someone their not. If i didn't know these people who i speak of ( i will not mention names, I'm more then sure they know who they are) i might actually think they were doing something productive with their life. That they actually were on the come-up or had the money they try to perceive they have. But in actuality, they sit in the same VIP section as the rest of us. Have the same money. And are just fans of those celebrities just like the rest of us. I used to laugh. I don't laugh anymore. Delusion is a serious condition. I hope they get well.

Friday, January 29, 2010

The Amber Rose


I never could get on the Amber Rose train. I mean, yes she is a very unique beauty. She's blonde, she's bald, and her face still looks stunning. Not many bitches can pull that off. She actually looks better WITHOUT hair, then she did with long hair. I think i couldn't get on the Amber Rose train because i'm simply not impressed with her fashion sense. Before you start screaming and cursing and calling me a hater just let me explain myself 1st. Ok, so she does wear somethings that i am like "Wow, that bitch did it. She's beat." She does it OFTEN. But more then often, she just throws on your basic American Apparel tights with a mid-drift top. And people scream and throw up confetti for her. And IF she's not trying to bear all, she has on a very provocative body suit. The times i have seen her dressed up, I want to applaud her for finally looking classy and "fashion forward" but the giant sleeve on her arm makes it close to impossible. AND she wears colored contacts! I feel like colored contacts are seriously played out!

Like I've stated before, I'm not in the business of hating. I applaud Amber's come up. And i don't judge her for being a stripper. But i simply feel like some of her outfits don't let us FORGET that she was a stripper. You have money now honey. Dress like it. The 1st day of Fashion Week in Paris she busted out with the fur. I LOVED it! She gave me life. The 2nd day, she pulled out a dress so trashy I'm sure some local prostitutes were trying to buy it right off her back. I just don't know what she's going for. And of course on Day 3, she went right back to the basics. Mid-drift top with jeans (and the LV fur). One thing i will applaud her for is her shoe-game. Its sick. Anyway. Carry on Amber.








And A Happy B-Day to


Oprah Winfrey! She made 56 years old today. In case you guys didn't know i absolutely adore this woman. She's probably the most inspirational person I've ever met (in my head) and lets you know that anything in the world is possible. The sky is the limit. And the fact that we always agrees with everything lets me know that we are pretty much soul mates (in my head). She literally can change the world. What am i saying? She HAS changes the world. Next year is her last season. Her 25th Season! And i don't know what i will do without her show.

-Sigh-

Happy B-Day Oprah!

Choose Your Poison.

Poison #1
Adam meets Eve. Adam and Eve go out on date. Adam and Eve like each other. Adam and Eve have sex. Adam and Eve become "official". Adam and Eve fall in love. Adam cheats . Adam lies. Eve cries. Adam promises it won't happen again. Adam and Eve try it again. Adam cheats. Adam lies. Eve cries. Adam promises it won't happen again. Eve is depressed. Eve cheats. Eve lies. Adam gets mad, and cheats more. Eve cries more. The Cycle repeats itself.

Poison #2
Eve meets Elle. Eve and Elle go on date. Eve and Elle like each other. Eve and Elle have sex. Eve and Elle become "official". Eve and Elle fall in love. Elle cheats. Elle Lies. Eve cries. Elle promises it won't happen again. Eve and Elle try it again. Elle cheats. Elle lies. Eve cries. Elle promises it won't happen again. Eve cheats. Eve lies. Elle cries. They try to make it work again. The cycle repeats itself.

Poison #3
Adam meets Steve. Adam and Steve go on a date. Adam and Steve have sex. Adam and Steve like each other. Adam and Steve make it "official". Adam and Steve fall in love. Adam cheats. Adam lies. Steve cries. Adam promises it won't happen again. Adam and Steve try it again. Steve cheats. Steve lies. Adam cries. Steve promises it won't happen again. Adam and Steve give it another try. The Cycle repeats itself.

And the moral of the story is? Everyone cheats. Adam always lies. Eve always cries. The grass is no greener on the other side. All relationships end the same way. So if they cheat once, they'll cheat again.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

What kind of Bitch Are You?

The Broke Bitch:
A broke bitch is the lowest class of bitch you could ever meet. They are the bitches that work at McDonald's drive-up. With the hard hair styles. They are DAMNED ugly.They are the bitches that walk around the mall in pajamas. They think Rave, 5-7-9, and Body Shop is high fashion. And when they really wanna dress up to go to your local hood club, they go steal from Guess. We all know some broke bitches. It doesn't take much to spot one out. Broke bitches normal only hang with other broke bitches. They aren't to bad on hating on the Basic Bitches or the Above Average bitch. Most likely they will walk right up to them and ask "Where did you get that shoe from girl?" or "Who does your hair?". They're impressed by ANY and EVERYTHING. They know nothing more than being broke. So anything above their class of living is foreign to them. And they normally never travel outside an hour of their home-town. Traveling is not an option. They're to broke.