World Class Liar.

I remember the 1st lie ever told to me. It was by my (then) best friend Al. Al (real-name changed) and i were in the 2nd grade. We were having a debate about who would win out of a fight between Jean Gray and Rogue from X-Men. We were X-Men junkies. Had all the X-Men cards and comics and watched the show every Saturday morning. I was team Rogue (i mean let's be real, she's damn near super-man with out the x-ray vision) and he was team Jean Gray. Of course, debating is my best, and at every angle i believed Rogue could whip Jean's ass, and was proving it quite well. Then to advantage Jean Grey he blurted out that she could fly. We both knew this wasn't true. But Jean was loosing her battle. So he insisted that Jean Gray could fly. We had our fun debate until our parents arrived to pick us up that evening.

Fashion: Tom Ford

Tom Ford's spring look book, which made me seriously gag. I almost teared up at the sight of these blazers and bow-tie combination s. If you ever had to wonder why I'm on a quest to be skinny and rich...these images should help you understand.Enjoy!

Thanks Jeremy Dante for the images (www.jeremydante.com)

The "F" Word.

Friend: a person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard

That's the dictionary definition. I guess we all have different definitions of what a friend is. I personally feel like people don't know what a "friend" is. The word is thrown around so often now a days that everyone you say "Hi" to more then once is a friend. I guess because you see each other out, and have held more then 1 conversation, you are friends now?

A friend is someone who you can relay on. Someone who you know is loyal to you no matter what the circumstance. The person you can gossip (and you know you gossip) with and it won't be told to 3 or 4 different people. The person you can tell you deepest secrets to, and they won't judge you. They will always tell you if your being dumb in any situation, even if it may hurt your feelings. And you BETTER NOT talk bad about MY friend in front of MY FACE because that..lets just say that wouldn't end nicely. Friends are completely ready to defend a friend against ANYONE at any given moment.

The Grammys: History was made

Tonight Beyonce Giselle Knowles made History. She is now is the Highest earning Female of Grammy awards in one night. She beat Lauren Hill, who won 5 out of her 10 of her nominations in 1999. Beyonce won 6 out of her 10 nominations. And she's in 2ND place for the most Grammy's EVER in one night. She's tied with Quincy Jones and Eric Clapton. Of course the most Grammys won in one night goes to no other than Michael Jackson with a whopping 8 awards. He's tied with Carlos Santana (huh?). Beyonce always makes me proud.

Oh yea..by the way..Keri Hilson won nothing.

Hot Mess of the Month.

At the end of every month of I'm going to post this. Its just basically our fav celebrities, at their absolute worst. It's really just for fun and laughs. Enjoy.


Kelis. Who ruined a perfectly good pair of Alexander McQueens with this hideous outfit and her lions tail. Amber at Fashion Week. A dress from her old job.
And Ciara. Giving me big Bird couture. And Rihanna, who has just lost her damn mind.



Lady Gaga at the Grammys. Yall know i love her but what was this? Seriously. I had to rewind and laugh about 4 times.

Fucking Posers.

We live in generation now where the internet is accessible to everyone. You can do anything, find anything, find anyone, and BE anyone. And I'm not talking about just putting up a fake picture and and "posing" as that person. No. I'm talking about posing as your NEW self. The person who you have created behind you desktop. The person you wish you were so bold to be.

People abuse Facebook now. Facebook was made to keep up with your friends and family. To "network". Now its basically to sell yourself. I find so many of my friends who i thought i knew, have transformed into this NEW person. Now i know we all grow up and change. But some people really go the extra mile. You all know the kind of people I'm talking about. The one who thinks he's a real live celebrity. Posting pictures of all the celebrities he (allegedly) hangs with, when in actuality we all know he's simply stalking them. The friend who posts all the Gucci shoes, Chanel boots, and the new cars (that they bring back the next day) when they really just got fired from their job for stealing. And nothing is worst then when you see these little basic bitches commenting on their photos. Impressed by the lies they tell and the new life they feed you all via the internet. It's funny because you know that THEY don't know them in real life! They know them on facebook! They don't know that when you actually meet these people, they tend to be broke, hustling to meet these celebrities, and lying and stealing to attain these designer labels. All to impress who? Who are you trying to convince? I always wonder who they think actually believes in this faux lifestyle they lead. Your 1500 followers on twitter? Your 4000 friends on facebook? If fame and fortune is their goal, then why not just work hard for it? I always thought that was the surest way to achieve it. I mean, do you think Beyonce took to myspace posting pictures of all the celebrities she met when she was trying to come up? I'm sure she didn't. She was to busy WORKING trying to come up the honest way. BE YOURSELF! Your real authentic self. I don't know when being yourself became such a bad thing. But these people clearly don't like their authentic self. So they create the fake one. The one they believe people will love. The one that you think will bring them success, and money, and friends in the right places. When really, it takes work. I always get a good laugh going through a certain someone's pictures and reading the disclaimers under their photos. Disclaimers SCREAM insecurity. The obvious should NEVER need to be explained. I always think this: If you have to say your exclusive, your not. Because if you are, people will notice. People will notice, if it is what it is. You'd be surprised what people notice. From the glasses on your face to the shoes on your feet, people WILL notice.

But sometimes it really gets so bad, that its not even funny anymore. I just shake my head because these "posers" are truly delusional. These friends that i once had and knew, have truly lost themselves. They've lived this faux life for so long they have forgotten that its not really them. Their real authentic self is lost! And once you've lost yourself, your real self, i don't know what can save you. There's no formula for that one. And i truly feel sad for them.

You know that saying :If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, then its a duck. I don't agree. Because under certain circumstances things definitely can look like something its not. One day i went outside to take out the garbage. It was dark (the circumstance). I saw a small animal, that the common eye would perceive as a cat, scurry into the garbage can. About the same size as a cat. light fur. 4 legs. Long tail. When i got to the garbage can and looked inside, you could imagine my surprise when it wasn't a cat. It was a possum. Not the small cute animal i was expecting. A hideous evil little rodent with eyes red as blood and teeth sharp as nails! Of course i did what any full grown man would do: dropped the garbage, shrieked like Mariah Carey, and ran into my house like the Precious ran with her box of chicken.

The internet (the circumstance) can make many people look like their someone their not. If i didn't know these people who i speak of ( i will not mention names, I'm more then sure they know who they are) i might actually think they were doing something productive with their life. That they actually were on the come-up or had the money they try to perceive they have. But in actuality, they sit in the same VIP section as the rest of us. Have the same money. And are just fans of those celebrities just like the rest of us. I used to laugh. I don't laugh anymore. Delusion is a serious condition. I hope they get well.

The Amber Rose

I never could get on the Amber Rose train. I mean, yes she is a very unique beauty. She's blonde, she's bald, and her face still looks stunning. Not many bitches can pull that off. She actually looks better WITHOUT hair, then she did with long hair. I think i couldn't get on the Amber Rose train because i'm simply not impressed with her fashion sense. Before you start screaming and cursing and calling me a hater just let me explain myself 1st. Ok, so she does wear somethings that i am like "Wow, that bitch did it. She's beat." She does it OFTEN. But more then often, she just throws on your basic American Apparel tights with a mid-drift top. And people scream and throw up confetti for her. And IF she's not trying to bear all, she has on a very provocative body suit. The times i have seen her dressed up, I want to applaud her for finally looking classy and "fashion forward" but the giant sleeve on her arm makes it close to impossible. AND she wears colored contacts! I feel like colored contacts are seriously played out!

Like I've stated before, I'm not in the business of hating. I applaud Amber's come up. And i don't judge her for being a stripper. But i simply feel like some of her outfits don't let us FORGET that she was a stripper. You have money now honey. Dress like it. The 1st day of Fashion Week in Paris she busted out with the fur. I LOVED it! She gave me life. The 2nd day, she pulled out a dress so trashy I'm sure some local prostitutes were trying to buy it right off her back. I just don't know what she's going for. And of course on Day 3, she went right back to the basics. Mid-drift top with jeans (and the LV fur). One thing i will applaud her for is her shoe-game. Its sick. Anyway. Carry on Amber.